Here to make you smile!

So I recently received this as an email and it made me laugh so much that I felt it was worthy to share.  It’s that time of year where people are finishing up school, in exams, moving away, starting new chapters of their lives or just in general I like to make people smile and laugh so this is my gift for you today.  They all are hilarious and I lurve them.

Enjoy!

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving until 5. 
Sincerely, 
Unicorns
 
Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.  Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely,
Logic
 
Dear Icebergs, 
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch. 
Sincerely, 
The Titanic 
 
Dear The United States, 
You produced Miley Cyrus. Justin Bieber is your punishment. 
Sincerely, 
Canada 
 
Dear Yahoo, 
I’ve never heard anyone say “I don’t know, let’s Yahoo! it….” Just saying. 
Sincerely, 
Google 
 
Dear 2010, 
So I hear the best rapper is white, and the president is black? WTF Happened? 
Sincerely, 
1985
 
Dear Windshield Wipers, 
Can’t touch this, 
Sincerely, 
That Little Triangle. 
 
Dear girls who have ever been dumped, 
There are plenty of fish in the sea……Just Kidding! They’re all dead. 
Sincerely, 
BP Oil 
 
Dear Saturn, 
I liked it, so I put a ring on it. 
Sincerely, 
Science
 
Dear Fox News, 
So far, no news about foxes. 
Sincerely, 
Unimpressed. 
 
Dear ;LSJDFSOIDUFA;
Please LKSDJFSDF;J
Sincerely, 
Stevie Wonder 
 
Dear Nickleback, 
That’s Enough! 
Sincerely, 
The World. 
 
Dear Skin-Color Band-Aids, 
Please make one for every skin color. 
Sincerely, 
Black People 
 
Dear Osama Bin-Laden. 
Marco….
Sincerely, 
The United States 
 
Dear World of Warcraft, 
Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity. 
Sincerely, 
Parents Everywhere. 
 
This one is for Kody Kaluzny! 

Dear Batman, 
What was your power again?
Sincerely, 
Superman. 
 
Dear Customers, 
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese, 
Sincerely, 
The Nail Salon Ladies 
 
Dear Ugly People, 
You’re Welcome, 
Sincerely, 
Alcohol. 
 
Dear Katy Perry, 
I liked the kiss too. 
Sincerely, 
Justin Bieber. 
 
Dear World, 
Please stop freaking out about 2012.  Our calendar ends there because some Spanish douchebags invaded our country and we got a little busy. Ok? 
Sincerely, 
The Mayans. 
 
Dear Snooki, 
GET BACK TO WORK!!! 
Sincerely, 
Willy Wonka 
 
Dear iPhone, 
Please stop spell checking all my swear words and rude words into nice words.  You piece of shut! 
Sincerely, 
Every iPhone User 
 
Dear Trash, 
At least you get picked up….
Sincerely, 
The Girls of Jersey Shore. 
 
Dear Man, 
It’s cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, 
Elephant. 
 
Dear Dr. Phil. 
Look man, there is only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first!! 
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper 
 
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